Guitar Nine Columns: Stomp Box of the Day

Or, as they say in Kiev, "Stomp Box of the Day", get Ibanez' characteristic mid-boosted tone.

Or, as they say in Green Bay, "Stomp Box of the Day", it makes your guitar speak with vowel-like sounds.

Or, as they say in Akron, "Stomp Box of the Day", a bold take on the legendary three-knob Tonebender.

Or, as they say in Olympia, "Stomp Box of the Day", lively and intense sweeps, or darker, more laid back peaks.

Or, as they say in Edmonton, "Stomp Box of the Day", giving your tone a push where it matters most.

Or, as they say in Springfield, "Stomp Box of the Day", going from a suggestion of dirt to full-on distortion.

Or, as they say in Killderry, "Stomp Box of the Day", two classic and two mind-blowing shimmering algorithms.

Or, as they say in Compton, "Stomp Box of the Day", combines the voices of the Blues Driver and Angry Charlie pedals.

Or, as they say in Buenos Aires, "Stomp Box of the Day", delivering a clean and precise sound that can be fine-tuned to your taste.

Or, as they say in Lake Tahoe, "Stomp Box of the Day", choose from any one of the nine legendary or rare modes.

Or, as they say in Marseille, "Pédale d'Effet du Jour", huge fuzz tones not possible with your grandpa's square-wave boxes.

Or, as they say in Canada's Yukon Province, "Stomp Box of the Day", it effectively suppresses the peaks in your input signal.

Or, as they say in Kathmandu, "Stomp Box of the Day", it literally flips the phrase you just played and plays it ­backwards.

Or, as they say in Ho Chi Minh City, "Stomp Box of the Day", the invigorating potential of playing through two ripping amp stacks.

Or, as they say in Quebec City, "Pédale d'Effet du Jour", spatial processing magically enhancing the width and depth of any sound.

Or, as they say in St. Louis, "Stomp Box of the Day", bold, high-definition tone that’s also smooth and refined.

Or, as they say in Upper Manhattan, "Stomp Box of the Day", it provides the most expressive octave experience ever.

Or, as they say in San Antonio, "Stomp Box of the Day", the original analog chorus sounds are now reborn with the Waza Craft CE-2W.

Or, as they say in Athens, "Stomp Box of the Day", a creamy, yet crunchy sound associated with great blues guitar.

Or, as they say in Glasgow, "Stomp Box of the Day", combining the Ritual V2 and Oath into one unified assault.

Or, as they say in Calgary, "Stomp Box of the Day", featuring a modern clearness of sound and ease of use.

Or, as they say in Denver, "Stomp Box of the Day", tap-tempo and momentary flange make your axe stand out.

Or, as they say in San Diego, "Stomp Box of the Day", an authentic sonic recreation of the iconic Tone Bender MK II fuzz.

Or, as they say in Sydney, "Stomp Box of the Day", featuring a custom audio transformer created by Mr. Rupert Neve.

Or, as they say in Fargo, "Stomp Box of the Day", Billy Gibbons in a box.

Or, as they say in Belmopan, "Stomp Box of the Day", delivering a “just-right” level of medium dirt.

Or, as they say in Dublin, "Stomp Box of the Day", transforming notes into an adjustable ascending or descending scale.

Or, as they say in Boston, "Stomp Box of the Day", dialing in every essential fuzz tone you desire.

Or, as they say in Charlotte, "Stomp Box of the Day", into a saturating amp it sounds incredible.

Or, as they say in Houston, "Stomp Box of the Day", a modulated dual echo delay pedal.

Or, as they say in Boise, "Stomp Box of the Day", a box with four intelligent pitch-shift effects and three-voice harmony.

Or, as they say in Atlanta, "Stomp Box of the Day", a Boss distortion classic.