Too Dumb To Quit is the debut album from the band Too Old To Rock, which consists of guitarist Jim Reindel and guitarist Chris Hattingh. The CD features 12 tracks of all instrumental guitar music, primarily in a progressive hard rock vein, but with a few strange twists and surprises thrown in. Reindel and Hattingh play all the instruments on the album, and every track contains a 50/50 split of the guitar duties - melodies are traded off, solos are traded, and there are guitar harmonies galore. Even the long solo guitar track "Arthritic Shredfest" is actually both guitarists - the solo seemlessly morphing from Reindel to Hattingh about halfway through. Too Dumb To Quit will be the record to convince guitarists out there to find a like-minded guitar-playing partner to record with - before they're too old!
| 1 | Shuffleboard Champs Instrumental Guitar | 4:14 |
| 2 | Bingo Night At Emily's Instrumental Guitar | 4:21 |
| 3 | Arthritic Shredfest Instrumental Guitar | 7:47 |
| 4 | Dance Of The Coffin Dodgers Instrumental Guitar | 5:09 |
| 5 | Pass The Geritol Instrumental Guitar | 4:03 |
| 6 | Second Mortgage Blues Instrumental Guitar | 6:10 |
| 7 | Too Dumb To Quit Instrumental Guitar | 4:13 |
| 8 | Hair Today Gone Tomorrow Instrumental Guitar | 5:30 |
| 9 | Goodbye Spandex Instrumental Guitar | 3:30 |
| 10 | Viagra Falls Instrumental Guitar | 3:57 |
| 11 | Senior Citizen Boogie Instrumental Guitar | 4:58 |
| 12 | Vitamin A Instrumental Guitar | 3:24 |
